RatherListen?
application to be your freelance politician
This is my first job application since 2007. The job I want is to be employed by you the voter and for you alone to be my only boss to answer to. No party, No Dodgy Funding etc
I want you as my supporter to know me well enough trust me with your long lasting support. If I am knocking on your door it is to volunteer myself as a full time plague on all the houses of politics. Whoever you are, as in every door I knock will have a political grievance or disaster story for me.
Party Politics is my primary target. Confession; I have in fact been sent back in time from the future to destroy party politics and save the earth from climate change. No? Prove me wrong - maybe I am- Seriously - I am at least the protest vote to end all protest votes.
Not just a protest vote, a protest candidate with a protest idea to vote for! And yet this wouldn’t be a throw away vote for anarchy or some extremist outcomes - remain calm, I am quite the opposite.
I am advocating for a NEW STABILISING FORCE in Politics. To get there I will have to cause a wee bit ‘Stramash’...(PUB QUIZ BRAND COMING TO YOUR AREA SOON)
I am gonna have to crack a few eggs to make this omelette and those eggs will be standard issue politicians. Eating them for breakfast with serious policy ideas which are coming from voters rather than DONORS.
I would be a polite, civilised cat amongst the pigeons styled on satirical activist heroes of mine from the 80's/90's - ‘Satiristas’ *Comedians active in Politics. I would argue that these are the real free speech champions hoping to avoid encroaching extremisms with a cheeky chappy demeanour...
I am confident you will NOT like all I have to say about the world, faith, the economy etc and that’s ok.
MY differences from the mainstream of thought is why I am here and I love talking to people about my ideas for change - this is surely a politicians JOB. While I’m not in office I wish to be your personal political advisor via my podcasting and graphic art and writing Essays on Politics of the day.
I am seeking to be a disruptor of sorts; I am going for a radically authentic style. I am willing to change my position after consideration as no one is paying me to go the other way like your current politician. Maybe you’re right about those things upon which we strongly disagree (paying taxes/gay stuff/bloody foreigners) things I am fine with, you may help see something I am missing and prove me wrong - this is called political discourse, pragmatism.
Diplomacy + Truthtelling = PEACE
I do try of course to be the know-it-all type I think I could fit in alright in the world of puffed up fraudulent politics.
I enjoy the chill of being a true consensus leader. Having made it to the end of enough very hard days only due to teams wanting to help get the job done. Many days in a row with sore hands, backs and feet - I know the pain of exploitation, family time robbed by a boss with an attitude. Teams are terrible at times however; in the charity sector I experienced working alongside amazing colleagues, who are driven by love and pride in what they do... yet that work still needs a captain steering the ship so to speak.
That’s what I love about Democracy, the greater leaders, the better ideas eventually do make their way to the mainstream of thought. How quickly that happens is where I come in at the turning of the tide with pragmatic populism, sort of short circuiting parliamentary democracy but not blowing the fuses with a logical level of temperance ‘THE PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC IMPERATIVE’...
My ideas are not just superior, not just popular, not just urgently needed but ALL democratically popular.
We can never have situations like 90% of us want a thing such as a lockdown for example - we all wanted that to happen Guardian Poll* ...and yet for some reason it was not happening in politics? Right or wrong - that’s not how it’s meant to be folks. This is the absurdity I wish to abolish from politics;
unrepresentative
representatives.
Now; most of my writings here are hopefully thought provoking and radical but please remember you will almost certainly be offended by some of my writings - sorry! Remember friend - we have far more in common than divides us, annoying people with radicalism is kind of a strategy to demonstrate my brand of free speech warrior - let us unite in getting non-corrupt strictly independent Politicians elected.
Voting for radical change is sensible when things are radically fucked, we know that these politicians will unflinchingly roll over, bend over to go with their financial backers no matter how bonkers it is - “eat out to help out’ for example - this is self-harm politics. Stop voting for parties, vote for candidates who are free range or ‘open source’ as I am calling it...
My politics is about more referees, video replays etc all upgraded so that politics can be fair game.
*i know nothing about football
Voting open source means anyone can jump ship of current party loyalty - *such as that which exists between thieves... But importantly - voting open source is never having to join any other tribes, upset your family and friends by crossing over to the dark side or hold your nose to vote for someone you’re making allowances for...
OSPoliticians are always SECULAR. Epoch Nova is founded upon the same idea as the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United State of America; the separation of church and state.
NON-VIOLENCE ABOVE ALL...
Putting guns down starts with putting fundamentalism down and demonstrating peace and coexistence despite differences - let our differences be weird and wonderful and diverse and rich - do not fear your own weirdness or differences and don’t pick on others for theirs. Basic shit at the moment folks isn’t it? This is where we are….. eyeball to eyeball with stupidity and mutually assured destruction yet again…..
And so, as bonkers as you may find me personally... perhaps even the majority of my ideas and essays herein will outright offend you, bother you inspire you to tell me how wrong i am that’s cool - sometimes being offended is ok for growth. Maybe you gotta explain something to me - I’ll listen.
EPOCH NOVA? ‘new age’ Where the candidate goes with popular opinions over 75% regardless of the candidates personal opinion. This changes everything - copernican shift occurs when politicians do what you want them to not the other way around.
Politics continues as normal for matters that are under this threshold of opinion strength - this means that anomalies of bogus democratic events like Brexit can never be repeated. 52% or 56% these are not convincing even the 68% pro EU in Scotland although nice to get strong rejection but scary it wasn’t stronger.
And so for the good of all society everywhere, for the preservation of civilisation (no big deal then eh just life itself) - a true populist will put THE PEOPLE first and foremost and so I’ll be YOUR POLITICIAN if you’ll have me and no one else's... no party, no whips, no donors and no shareholders either!
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