See Leith and Edinburgh in Luxury and Style, without traffic delays and environmental damage. Ask Leith hipsters how to save the world... this is what they came up with. A cozy weatherproof cabin with high visibility for a tour that has no traffic jams and is good for the environment.

A full range of five star service options are availabe including Full day and half day rates with an Edinburgh Local Rider to offer information assistance or even run little errands for ye if needed guvna.

The Rebel Bike Taxi Cooperative is part of Holism Inc. a network of eco-freelancers living and working holistically.

• GREAT SERVICE
• Pragmatism
• Environmentalism
• Minimalism
• IDEALISM
• Universality
• hipster af
  

Pragmatism

minimalism

We believe in turning up dry

and presentable.

We believe in not having to wear scuba gear for short journeys.

We believe in not panting and sweating first impression on arrival. Normally.

We believe in casual, polite cycling.

We Believe in getting there on time, reliably.

We believe in an all round more civilised way of getting around your urban jungle.

We do not like hipster service - we’re old school.

We are practicing minimalism whenever we achieve the same or better outcomes while consuming less of the planets resources - for example the least amount of combustion, the shortest amount of time and using the least energy and personnel etc

Someone has to try and make this work - let it be us. Jekyll and Hyde - a paradox - why do we have to choose?

Everyone ought to be able to enjoy public funded infrastructure...but not have to turn the pedal once.

All of us should enjoy quicker journey times should one wish to arrive at the foot o’ the walk for a haddock and chips...one is not wanting to ring oot ones socks etc sporting helmet hair infront of the romantic interests...jist naw man.

You can support us, use the lanes, skip the queues and never have to pedal a single turn, dress normal, feel good.

envronmentalism

Rebel businesses are a small act of defiance and protest if you do not like other forms of protest - support us improving transport for real! - but also actively moving the economy in the right direction.

If you do not understand the greenhouse effect and what needs done about it by now - we are giving up on you. The fact that you are reading this means you are probably fine yourself - so kick off at anyone you know who doesn’t care to learn. F*wits will end us all.

UNIVERSALITY

FREELANCERS can be anyone, there are a variety of vehicles to choose from for this with need - ASPIRING REBEL BUSINESS FOLK...

ALL YOU NEED is your Bike, join the union, get ur patch agreed and bring that plucky badass attitude that lead you to this site - those lacking a strong sense of professionalism while doing stuff will fail. those with the mindset to build a great wee business and make a fair return safely with high effing standards will always succeed inevitably regardless of setbacks.

IDEALISM

Our ambition is to have an Edinburgh wide fleet of freelancers upon their own larger steeds who can vanguard the post-fossil fuel economy. A colective of freelancers each with a patch to cover… local revenue streams that their colleagues don’t go near. A mixture of amazon and uber but workers will get more return from this and so we are the ethical choice.

If I can change and you can change, well maybe we can all change.

no union no Patch

‘REDISTRIBUTION NETWORK’ this is our goal at grassroutes, safe, stable and healthy working lives...while saving the planet? Oh yeah! This is where we shall set the rules of the future as the corporate world inevitably collapse.

intern level eco-freelancer menu - get the use of these brands with holism inc.

A WEE SHOP

SECOND HAND GOODS

RECYCLING & PRODUCTS

We want to enjoy human to human interactions... calm down... we mean business to customer interactions - not AI etc