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Welcome to campaign HQ ​this will be the main ​door handle for my ​politics for the 2026 ​chance of getting ​elected!


I would say ‘enjoy’ but ​let us simply be ​enthusiastic about ​difficulty and the ​inevitable personal ​growth harvested.

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Campaigning in the ​Scottish General ​Election 2026

UFO Encounter

I don’t want to panic anyone ​but everything is broken ​nothing’s working, and ​everyone is pissed off at one ​another about it all.


And we ought to be too! ​*beware to the easily ​offended, this campaign is ​aimed at adults as such it’s ​rude and about 87% serious.

Forth Bridge over Firth of Forth in Edinburgh
3D Render UFO Illustration
I want to talk about radical ideas proposals to deal with problems we are failing to resolve ye need a few crackpots round the table of discussions otherwise we never get any new ideas this is the stagnation I would like to see lifted Too much trying to be popular and not enough rocking the boat and breaking the mould I am trying to stoke your imagination a satirista should bother you a bit
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Plants Under Starry Sky
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Light Ray Illustration
Black Cat Illustration
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Unite to ​Survive...

Flying saucer

Job Interview,

& one read ​campaign

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The Capitalist Reformation

Surreal UFO flying over crowds of people
Astronaut
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Fuji mountain and cherry blossoms in spring, Japan.
Secret UFO Landing
UFO over desert road
UFO with Mountains
Ufo over nature

The MUNCHURIAN CANDIDATE

Weed Leaf, Illustration, Vector on a White Background.
Ufo over trees
Businessman watching UFO
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UFO Unidentified Flying Object
Microphone
Evening By The Clyde
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UFO in Roswell

Readings & Gallery

Silver Shiny Flying Saucers
Robert Burns
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Mountain Sight
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